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When I grow up …

The Herods were a contemptible bunch. Even the Romans were wary of them. There was a saying, attributed to the Emperor, Augustus, that it was “better to be Herod’s pig than his son”. It’s a joke of sorts, as the Latin words for ‘pig’ and ‘son’ sound similar, but the joke is based on the fact that Herod had two of his own sons executed (along with their mother) suspecting them of wanting to usurp his power.

That was ‘Herod the Great’ (so called), and the Herod we read of in Mark 6 was one of his surviving sons, Herod Antipas. Even so, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. My dad used to say that the Herod family were like a great pile of maggots and that there was no point trying to distinguish which was the vilest maggot in the heap, and the Herod women don’t seem to have been much better than the men.

If you’re not familiar with story, you can read it in full in Mark 6, verses 14 to 29 (inclusive). It’s a horrible story, and I’m not sure why the Gospel-writer felt he had to tell it in such detail, though perhaps Mark appreciated irony. He depicts Herod as all-powerful – only needing to say a word to have God’s messenger killed. At the same time though, the king we meet in Mark 6 seems powerless. He is controlled by his love of alcohol and his lust for his daughter-in-law. He doesn’t want to damage the Baptist, but he fears losing the respect of his dinner guests if he doesn’t keep to his drunken vow. He is pathetic and insecure, feeling he has no choice but to murder God’s prophet rather than risk his reputation!

Interestingly, the Gospel writer also mentions what the Baptist was charged with – namely, with questioning the validity of Herod’s marriage. It reminded me of the charges the US government came up with for Julian Assange. Herod’s real issue with the Baptist wasn’t any more about his marriage than Joe Biden’s issue with Julian was specifically about the Collateral Murder video. Prophets embarrass people in high places. They need to be shut down. Herod shut John down, then his wife and daughter-in-law made sure he was shut down permanently.

Another thought struck me while I was watching that Movieworld parade. I thought it was sad that the only heroes we hold parades for nowadays are fictional characters. I wonder what a parade of real-life Biblical heroes would look like. I can see the Baptist, carrying his head under one arm. He’s followed by Saint Paul, who lurches along like the Hunchback of Notre-Dame, displaying in his body the imprint of his many beatings, shipwrecks, imprisonments and stonings. At the head of the parade is Jesus! Enough said.

I asked the AI Graphics generator on fatherdave.info to come up with an image of John the Baptist Superhero. I tried it numerous times, but I couldn’t get AI to embrace the idea that heroes suffer. Biblical superheroes are distinctive. I grew up wanting to be Batman. Do any of us grow up wanting to be John the Baptist?

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